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-- Wikinews Welcome (talk) 00:59, 10 February 2022 (UTC)

Futurama article

An excellent effort! Keep at it!!-Bddpaux (talk) 19:53, 28 February 2022 (UTC)

Recent Newsroom edit

Hi,
I am referring to your edit of Revision ID 4666335 You are actually not supposed to edit in the Newsroom unless you really know what you are doing. If you want to suggest any change, kindly write it in the page's talk page. I hope you get it.

Regards 2006nishan178713^t@lk 20:04, 14 March 2022 (UTC)

Dude please help me BeerPizzaCoffeeWeed (talk) 03:10, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

@BeerPizzaCoffeeWeed, I can't help you anymore, you were warned many times. If you think you can change and you won't breach our trust, you can appeal an unblock. That's all I can say.

Have a nice day 2006nishan178713^t@lk 05:25, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

I don't understand why did you put that gif in your user page. If you don't mind, consider removing it immediately. 2006nishan178713^t@lk 20:06, 14 March 2022 (UTC)

Its there because it is hilarious and for no other reason. BeerPizzaCoffeeWeed (talk) 20:46, 14 March 2022 (UTC)

March 2022

Do not edit other editors' userpages as you did in this edit, unless you are reverting vandalism. This will be your only warning for this type of behavior. --SVTCobra 22:53, 14 March 2022 (UTC)

sorry dude I was just goofin off. BeerPizzaCoffeeWeed (talk) 23:15, 14 March 2022 (UTC)

This edit wasn't good, either. --SVTCobra 02:03, 15 March 2022 (UTC)

..I dont have anything to say about that.. BeerPizzaCoffeeWeed (talk) 04:52, 15 March 2022 (UTC)

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This is your only warning. If you want to mess about, do it on your own time. One more edit like this and your account will be blocked from editing. [₂₄Cr][talk] 20:43, 15 March 2022 (UTC)

What the fuck

Who deleted the image on my userpage? BeerPizzaCoffeeWeed (talk) 21:14, 15 March 2022 (UTC)

Commons did. It looks like it was a copyright violation. --SVTCobra 23:36, 15 March 2022 (UTC)

User page and user talk page

Do not move/rename your user page and talk. If you want a different user name, go to meta:Changing username and follow the instructions. --SVTCobra 23:38, 15 March 2022 (UTC)

Warnings have run out

You were explicitly told not to edit other user's pages. Your trolling with this account ends now. --SVTCobra 01:53, 19 March 2022 (UTC)

The user was blocked though and what I wrote wasn't even offensive. I didn't hurt anything dude lol. I'm just here to have a good time and to make people laugh. BeerPizzaCoffeeWeed (talk) 03:05, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

This is not a place to have a good time and laugh. We are here for some serious journalism. Wikinews is not a public forum, it is a news site. 2006nishan178713^t@lk 04:34, 22 March 2022 (UTC)

"Milk farts" truly is the apex of comedy, anyway. JJLiu112 (talk) 06:38, 22 March 2022 (UTC)