Wikinews:Acceptable Abuse Policy
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Introduction edit
Wikinews operates a clearly delineated Acceptable Abuse Policy. The terms of this are laid out below. Wikinewsies in good-standing are requested to add appropriate clauses as they see fit.
If you are the butt of one of these jokes, pick yourself up off the floor, watch a couple of episodes of Drop the Dead Donkey, and buy a teddy bear.
Purpose edit
As if this policy would have a purpose?
Clauses edit
Primary clauses edit
Secondary clauses edit
Tertiary clauses edit
- 3A
- "Medieval torture implements may be used in circumstances outwith normal news-gathering activities."