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Bon voyage. edit

The end is nigh, if you have any pathetic activities that don't involve bans, I suggest you do them now. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.199.133.47 (talk) 01:09, 2 September 2008 (UTC)Reply

Death is near! edit

Whatever you do, you won't live through this. Maybe if you promise to hurt yourself everyday from now on, I'll let you live. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.199.133.47 (talk) 23:45, 11 September 2008 (UTC)Reply