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Turkeybutt JC, please refrain from humor on Wikinews, this is a serious website. So take this down and put in an actual reminder. -- King Grumper (talk) 14:13, 12 September 2016 (UTC)
Yeah! Nobody disagrees with Mr. King Grumper! You better do what he says! Or he'll block you! -- Grumper's Biggest Fan 18:16, 12 September 2016 (UTC)
Ha ha, the turtles actually look like little AT-AT walkers... -- Darth Skywalker (talk) 14:57, 12 September 2016 (UTC)
Unfortunately the emoji things only work on Wikipedia. But I'm indefinitely blocked from both EN Wikipedia by Floquenbeam for persistent disruption and Simple EN Wikipedia by Chenzw for some problems on EN Wikipedia. --Turkeybutt (talk) 15:05, 12 September 2016 (UTC)
Maybe if I prove to @Floquenbeam: and @Chenzw: that I'm constructive at Wikinews maybe they'll lift my indefinite blocks at both English Wikipedias! :D - Oh wait no, they're probably still mad at me for what I did back at the English Wikipedias. (persistent disruption) :( --Turkeybutt (talk) 16:14, 12 September 2016 (UTC)
Also I'm not sure how I can help Wikinews... some of the articles with problems are too old to be edited and some of the new articles I think have problems may result in me getting in trouble again for disruption if I try to edit... --Turkeybutt (talk) 16:17, 12 September 2016 (UTC)