Who am I?Edit

I am Mister Purple, an anonymous person living in the UK. My interests are music, politics, basketball, and food. Seeing as Wikinews doesn't allow for NPOV articles, my blog is here, and my photo stream is here.

What have I done?Edit

I have instigated the following articles...

...and I have contributed to these articles.

What havn't I done?Edit

Absolutely everything.