Misterpurple

Who am I?

I am Mister Purple, an anonymous person living in the UK. My interests are music, politics, basketball, and food. Seeing as Wikinews doesn't allow for NPOV articles, my blog is here, and my photo stream is here.

What have I done?

I have instigated the following articles...

• Protestors detained after violence near G8 summit

• Egyptian envoy's captors remain anonymous

• Bad language on Live 8 causes complaints to the BBC

• Civilians dead following U.S. air strike on terrorist compound

• Underwater volcano causes 3,300ft column of steam

...and I have contributed to these articles.

What havn't I done?

Absolutely everything.