Hey Droofus

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, COCKSUCKERS?!? edit

MY NAME IS DROOFUS. Trying to up my edit count so I can move pages. Not everyone likes the way I do this site up, and that's okay. Some people are just assholes you see, and don't appreciate good work. That's why this site has no editors and has been the internet's longest running joke of the last 10 years.

Welcome to my homepage motherfuckers!! It was indeed nice of Jimbo Wales to make me an admin on here and on Wikipedia. While this was once a Wikinews userpage, I have since converted it into a homepage for my own independent news source. I am in the process of learning HTML. Give me time.

Anyway, I'm ready to write some hard-hitting articles. This is my hub. Here, you can find news, blogs, games, photos, videos, forums, online dating, free music downloads, and even an online store!! So what are you waiting for?? Go and have some fun, you filthy animals!!

I intend to build a full-fledged franchise/enterprise using this platform. I believe I have a special talent for business management and business marketing. Shazzaa!!