R E T I R E D
This user has left the English Wikinews.

Time to drink Pepto-Bismol! (The trademark is owned by P&G, but I don't think Drinkpeptobismol is.) Anyway, I'm new here, but I know a lot about how to write news and stuff.

I'll be taking an indefinite break. (Maybe but unlikely) see you later!

Farewell

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Does Wikinews dole out pensions?