Drinkpeptobismol
Joined 6 July 2010
Hi edit
Time to drink Pepto-Bismol! (The trademark is owned by P&G, but I don't think Drinkpeptobismol is.) Anyway, I'm new here, but I know a lot about how to write news and stuff.
Bye edit
I'll be taking an indefinite break. (Maybe but unlikely) see you later!
Farewell edit
Does Wikinews dole out pensions?