David Conrad is a computer hacker with no qualifications whatsoever to write news, but he enjoys it nonetheless.

Articles I have contributed to:

Anthony_Walker_murdered_in_racial_attack_in_Liverpool,_England
King Fahd of Saudi Arabia announced dead
Bush appoints John Bolton United States' ambassador to the United Nations

Yes, that's right, those are all from today. I've just started. But I also contribute to Wikipedia.