Solar Powered Whatever

Using solar energy to power my toaster after I cut myself off from the grid and barricade myself on my survivalist ranch to keep away from the feds.

Also, I know this is controversial and hotly debated, but I just have to go ahead and say it. Some people think it might actually be a good idea to power things like indoor lighting, heating and air conditioning with solar energy. It's sick pagan thinking, I know, but there's all kinds out there.

After all, it's not like anyone's ever made weapons of mass destruction out of any other kinds of fuel we use, or used them to power vehicles of war. People just don't get how solar power undermines our great democracy.

Amen. And there's nothing wrong with "pagan" thinking. I often refer to myself as a "born-again pagan."