Aw, man.

Guess the Wikimedia-haters can't insinuate that the Foundation is in league with the FBI anymore.

Or maybe this is a poorly-disguised cover for the fact that too many people know the secret now. Nice try, folks. We know the truth... admins are all employed by the FBI and use secret proxies to appear that they edit from all over the world. There is a ring of maybe 1000 people who sockpuppet as admins across all projects, causing carefully-planned controversy and projecting a variety of personas.

Information wants to be free... Wikimedia will keep it free... the FBI keeps control over what's important. Pretty neat deal.

Oh, wait, that means I'm employed by the FBI. Where's my paycheck?

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