How to use your history of health to generate a random number

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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

This is going to be your guide for using your physical health to generate a pseudorandom number.

Procedure

000001. Take an interval of your life.
000002. Calculate the number of seconds in that interval. Remember, there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, and 24 hours in a day, so there are 24 × 60 × 60 = 86,400 seconds. A period of, say, 32 days, therefore has 86,400 × 32 = 2,764,800 seconds. Therefore, you should calculate the number of days, then multiply by 86,400.
000003. Count how many "loud cough ordeals" you had in that interval.
000004. Divide the answer in step 3 by the answer in step 2, as above. Since the number of "loud cough ordeal seconds" must clearly be less than the number of seconds in the interval, while being a nonnegative integer, the quotient will be a real number between zero and one. This quotient is your pseudorandom decimal number.

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